A friend recently commented on my inclination to describe things and experiences and suggested if I could do the same for a car.I thought I would give that a shot,though I am no jalopy genius and probably wouldn't be able to address all the automotive jargon.So here goes,
Gleaming phantom black exterior.Reminiscent of strong Arabic stallions with glistening ebony coats.The Bang and Olufsen surround sound transcending the musical experience within.The low growl of the divine engine,almost a sexy drawl.Thundering down all terrains with speed and profound vitality.The front end and the gently curved roofs, drawn into lavish sweeping lines.The sleekly accentuated rear end almost flexing its muscles.Restrained sophistication, rearing to go.An almost immaculate compact appearance ,it sits expansive and low.Untamed,quiescent.
The aerodynamic styling : faultless and progressive.Minimizing central gravity and setting all things acceleration (latitudinal or longitudinal)on fire! The strategic central engine position working its magic for weight distribution.Delivering an outstanding power:weight ratio.Imparting stability and agility.Almost reigning in the latent brute.Three dimensional LED's,creatively placed .Akin to bright eyed xenon intelligence!Like a cougar.
The interiors, an ergonomic dream .Dark hued upholstery and supreme craftsmanship,inviting a caress.Fusing form and functionality,inciting deep seated envy.Aesthetics and focused essentials turning it into a driver centric pedestal, stimulating smugness and unadulterated pride. Offering unmatched comfort for both occupants.The savage charisma,almost overwhelming.Visible presence of exemplary engineering.A touch of haughtiness.Temptation on a thin leash.Sparking the need to have,to hold,to own.
Torque,chassis,drive train,equipment:a synergy of sovereign technology.Emphasized by finely attuned responsiveness to any driver input - at the speed of thought,rather than touch.Equivalent to obeying intuition over action.Accelerated heartbeat in sync with horsepower. Embodiment of automotive precision.Unrivaled elegance.
Optimum driving dynamics?! Hell yes!.There must be a god after all and he's in the details!
Applause.A standing ovation.The Audi R8 arrived. And conquered.
Achtung baby!
2 comments:
Do you own this beautiful object of desire??...Now that's what i call a full fledged description!! Man!! Audi's gonna be behind ur tail to take care of their textual advertising operations!!
:D unfortunately i dont! i wish i did though,its my fav car as of now. thanks :))
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